I used to be a nanny for triplets and when they were babies the mother and I would walk around the mall with them in a stroller. People would always come up and ask questions, like “Are they triplets?” or “Are they yours?”. The mother and I would always come up with crazy answers to freak people out. Once we actually told someone that the triplets were all mine and from different men. They believed us. I was 19 at the time.